Being the only female in our house has some distinct disadvantages – especially when it comes to the bathroom. So for all you women out there dealing with men/boys and their disgusting bathroom habits . . . these are for you:
- Thou shalt not leave the door open
- Thou shalt not leave the seat up
- Thou shalt not leave the seat down
- Thou shalt not leave pee on the seat after leaving the seat down
- Thou shalt not run in and out so fast that you leave a trail on the floor
- Thou shalt not expect someone else not to step in it
- Thou shalt not expect someone else to clean up said pee trail
- Thou shalt not flush and run before confirming that one flush was sufficient
- Thou shalt not not flush at all
- Thou shalt definitely not not wipe (see upcoming Ten Commandments of the Laundry Room)
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