The Ten Commandments of the Bathroom

Being the only female in our house has some distinct disadvantages – especially when it comes to the bathroom. So for all you women out there dealing with men/boys and their disgusting bathroom habits . . . these are for you:

1. Thou shalt not leave the door open
2. Thou shalt not leave the seat up
3. Thou shalt not leave the seat down
4. Thou shalt not leave pee on the seat after leaving the seat down
5. Thou shalt not run in and out so fast that you leave a trail on the floor
6. Thou shalt not expect someone else not to step in it
7. Thou shalt not expect someone else to clean up said pee trail
8. Thou shalt not flush and run before confirming that one flush was sufficient
9. Thou shalt not not flush at all
10. Thou shalt definitely not not wipe (see upcoming Ten Commandments of the Laundry Room)