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Pregnancy- As Explained By Mr. Perfect

Posted in ChickTwenty

What it’s like being pregnant, written by Mr. Perfect himself, my husband. Prepare yourselves, ladies: The hardest part is not being able to drink my husband’s drinks. It just gives me so much pleasure to drink his beloved sodas. Now that I am pregnant, I can’t because I am not supposed to have caffeine when I’m pregnant. Speaking of things I can’t have, sushi. Something I used to have probably twice a week, now I can’t have it at all. Talk about weird feelings- How about having a human growing inside of your stomach? You go 26 years of your…

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Evolution of Man

Posted in 1Rooster

I have to admit that I’ve never really agreed with the premise of this blog.  I happen to know justachik1, um, intimately.  She doesn’t suck at being a woman any more than any of you do.  Well, based on what I’ve read here so far, one of you maybe, kinda, sucks.  (NOTE:  I’ll be entering the witness protection program now, just in case ChickNorris29 thinks I’m talking about her.) In fact, justachik1 is so good at being a woman that, to steal a phrase from Jack Nicholson in the movie As Good As It Gets, she makes me want to be…

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Tough Guy

Posted in Chic#5

This is my life… A man, according to Merriam-Webster’s dictionary, is “an adult male who shows the qualities (such as strength and courage) that men are traditionally supposed to have.” Society portrays a man to be strong, tough, a protector, a fighter…the list goes on and on.  This sounds just like Russell Crowe in the movie Gladiator – I don’t know about you ladies, but I want a man that can fight off tigers and drop-kick the muscle head at the bar, in my  honor of course, and then swallow me up in his enormous arms…”oh hunny, you saved me!”…

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